Thursday, June 26, 2008
My wife was driving home from work yesterday and passed this bar. This is my favorite sign ever. What could the story be, it could be a joke, but I would rather believe something crazy like the family went on a vacation to Italy and while there, the children were playing in the park and dad ran off with some hairy woman. Or he was abducted by aliens and had the chance to come home, but chose to stay like in the movie Cocoon when all those old people with wrinkles decided to go in the space ship because it made them young again. I think that is the most likely scenario. The kids miss dad and have to put a sign up to remind him to come home. Or maybe, he has dementia or something and takes walks without anyone noticing and gets lost sometimes, maybe the sign is to show him where home is. Don't know the reason behind it, but i know I like it and am thinking of putting that same sign outside of my house. I think my dad has dementia, he totally forgot that he had sex with my mom. (Laura's Joke) She sits here over my shoulder as I write, spell checking me on the fly and inserting quips and jokes here and there, also censoring my words because of my lack of that filter we talked about earlier. She is sooooooooooooo funny.
I'm a simple person to figure out. I usually write it all down here. I try not to pretend to be anything. I am what I am and that's good enough until it's not anymore. I want my kids to remember me smiling when I'm gone. Integrity is the very basis of a good life. I love my God, my wife, my kids, my friends, and I try to love all of the rest of you.